Some quote that I read, I’ve forgotten where I’ve read it but it goes something like this
“ God gave men only one brain and one penis but not enough blood to run both at the same time”
Would like to hear from you guys.. True ?
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Awakening!
I have been really moody these few days cause my works sucks and I hate everything I do because it all jus crap , crap and I have lost the will to continue to talk about my job.But yesterday, I felt refreshing after I went to a service an it really change my whole perception and the idea of my job. I wished I could share it with you, he was an African speaker and he gave a very hilarious speech but a very sharp message right through the heart. It was as though he was speaking to you. He preached for an hour and half but I wished he spoke longer. Maybe jus one message that he gave during a closing
“ God will fulfill all your needs according to His richness and Glory”
It means no matter what I’m facing. The One will provide everything for me. And I think that everything happens for a reason. Obstacle only makes one stronger and therefore I rest my case and accepted the whole situation what is goin on in my life right now.
A fren once told me that after winter there would always be spring!
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Frustrated with work, angry at myself!
Lately, I have not been updating cause I’m really so fed up with work.. I think everyone faces this dilemma when their in this working world whether they are the boss or the employee. It’s all peer pressure.
I think it’s the performance review that’s driving me crazy that is why I’m suddenly in this maddening-rushing mode to complete all my assignment and task. I dun even have time to breathe or enjoy my lunch break. All this is causing my diet to fluctuate as well.
Actually, I’m more angry with myself because I’m not performing to what I’m expecting. On the other hand, I’m mad at my boss because he is accusing me of something I did which I didn’t do and something that he thinks is important which I think is not. Okay, maybe everyone would wants to defend for their rights and everyone would like to say that they are correct and not wrong. And even though they would admit it that it’s their fault, people are likely to defend themselves giving their supportive reason to cover their backside.
I’m jus working to earn a days living, why life have to be difficult and I realize that the person that I’m working is one tough ass.
I HATE IT, I HATE IT..!!!!!!!!!
People who use their power and abuse it.. i'm gonna throw something now, so i gotta run.
I think it’s the performance review that’s driving me crazy that is why I’m suddenly in this maddening-rushing mode to complete all my assignment and task. I dun even have time to breathe or enjoy my lunch break. All this is causing my diet to fluctuate as well.
Actually, I’m more angry with myself because I’m not performing to what I’m expecting. On the other hand, I’m mad at my boss because he is accusing me of something I did which I didn’t do and something that he thinks is important which I think is not. Okay, maybe everyone would wants to defend for their rights and everyone would like to say that they are correct and not wrong. And even though they would admit it that it’s their fault, people are likely to defend themselves giving their supportive reason to cover their backside.
I’m jus working to earn a days living, why life have to be difficult and I realize that the person that I’m working is one tough ass.
I HATE IT, I HATE IT..!!!!!!!!!
People who use their power and abuse it.. i'm gonna throw something now, so i gotta run.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Too Old to handle..
The last few days had been a pretty hectic week….but there is one funny story I would like to share….
It’s not a good story of course, cause it’s other people story, but this is about my grandpa and I dun think any of his friends have a blog, and they are all to old to know so who cares rite?
So yesterday was this very big festival in my place where the Chinese temple actually held an event where they are giving free boost and free food. I did not attend the event because all the food there was actually prayed t idols and I should not consume on those food. Furthermore, I have a date with another of my uncle because we went to the hospital to see his wife and then later meet up with my dad in Steven corner-setapak.
Those who attended the dinner were my other uncles. All my uncles are kaki drinkers so for sure they will be there, so if my uncles are kakis, then they must have inherited it from their father which is my grandpa. So it makes the half table drinkers la. it means they will only stop if the supplies stop..which is very unlikely..
So fast forward the time, it was already 12.30 am and me and my dad went home after steven's corner….as in home in kl a.k.a my house cause he’s too tired to drive home to pd, and I offered a shelter for him to stay la…..
This is the part: I went into the room and switch on the light and we (me and my dad) saw a pants which is believe too be worn by my grandpa for the dinner but the problem is that the pants is wet and is on the floor, (typical example:like a three year old kid where the kid peed in his pants and his mama took off the pants to wipe the floor..)
Me : omg , this is joke rite?
DAD : this joker must be kenot tahan la..(laughs hysterically) with al the HA HA HA
And my dads laugh so loud that he broke the silence and my grandpa woke up wearing only underwear and an oversize jersey covering his underpants....he stood up for 5 seconds and he look bewildered, and after staring both of us.. he said in canto “ mou chou la” – meaning dun make noise +__ +” and showing the hand signal (ssssHHH).. then he brush us off, walked passed us and went to toilet...
What is this?? What ? what ?? what kind of attitude?? Omg?
He came bac after a while and then straight away went to bed and started snoring before I can say “ this is unbelievable” THIS IS soooo..UNBELIEVABLE
Why? Why? Why I alwis face this kindda classic situation. And because my grandpa was too drunk to wipe the floor…guess what? I’m d one that is doin all this ah sei job..
Damn…
And I keep thinking to myself why my grandpa even bother coming home to pee, he should jus run to the toilet instead OR? jus pee anywhere near the roadside la, after all, who would be interested with an old man peeing at the side of the road..
I think alcohol is good but too much of alcohol is not good, NOT GOOD! in fact too much of anything is not good.. here u have..a living testimonial….
It’s not a good story of course, cause it’s other people story, but this is about my grandpa and I dun think any of his friends have a blog, and they are all to old to know so who cares rite?
So yesterday was this very big festival in my place where the Chinese temple actually held an event where they are giving free boost and free food. I did not attend the event because all the food there was actually prayed t idols and I should not consume on those food. Furthermore, I have a date with another of my uncle because we went to the hospital to see his wife and then later meet up with my dad in Steven corner-setapak.
Those who attended the dinner were my other uncles. All my uncles are kaki drinkers so for sure they will be there, so if my uncles are kakis, then they must have inherited it from their father which is my grandpa. So it makes the half table drinkers la. it means they will only stop if the supplies stop..which is very unlikely..
So fast forward the time, it was already 12.30 am and me and my dad went home after steven's corner….as in home in kl a.k.a my house cause he’s too tired to drive home to pd, and I offered a shelter for him to stay la…..
This is the part: I went into the room and switch on the light and we (me and my dad) saw a pants which is believe too be worn by my grandpa for the dinner but the problem is that the pants is wet and is on the floor, (typical example:like a three year old kid where the kid peed in his pants and his mama took off the pants to wipe the floor..)
Me : omg , this is joke rite?
DAD : this joker must be kenot tahan la..(laughs hysterically) with al the HA HA HA
And my dads laugh so loud that he broke the silence and my grandpa woke up wearing only underwear and an oversize jersey covering his underpants....he stood up for 5 seconds and he look bewildered, and after staring both of us.. he said in canto “ mou chou la” – meaning dun make noise +__ +” and showing the hand signal (ssssHHH).. then he brush us off, walked passed us and went to toilet...
What is this?? What ? what ?? what kind of attitude?? Omg?
He came bac after a while and then straight away went to bed and started snoring before I can say “ this is unbelievable” THIS IS soooo..UNBELIEVABLE
Why? Why? Why I alwis face this kindda classic situation. And because my grandpa was too drunk to wipe the floor…guess what? I’m d one that is doin all this ah sei job..
Damn…
And I keep thinking to myself why my grandpa even bother coming home to pee, he should jus run to the toilet instead OR? jus pee anywhere near the roadside la, after all, who would be interested with an old man peeing at the side of the road..
I think alcohol is good but too much of alcohol is not good, NOT GOOD! in fact too much of anything is not good.. here u have..a living testimonial….
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
What are the odds?
Remember that all you guys were calling me human pesticide…??well then.. good news to those who feel bad for them…. I decide to give pest a chance in my office and I hire them… what are the odds??
Yeah yeah, u guys must be flabbergasted right now.
Okay here are some reasons to why I made such a decision:
1.Their requirement for salary is much lower (meaning company can save on fixed cost)
2.They are willing to work a day to day job, from 9-5, doin the same thing, 288 days in a year.
3.Their population is a lot, which makes them very competitive and will settle for a lower pay.
4.They are not pretty good with figures, so basically they will not jeopardize myposition….LOL ( ok ok, tat was jus for fun!!)
5.They are humble people, hmmm…did I jus said a good thing about them..??...well not all of them are like that, but the one that I’m hiring is humble, but still too early to judge…… let’s jus see after 3 months.
I think I have nothing much more to say because all I have in my mind about them is NOTHING NICE!
Hey, at least I’m frank and seriously I have no problem hanging out with them, is the majority of them and their stupidity that gives problem,
For EXAAAMPLE ….: Hovering on the bike with 3 people, not having family planning (because they are so addicted to sex), squeezing 7-8 people in a Kancil with their windows wound down, swimming with their clothes on (t-shirt & track suits), not holding their kids when they cross the road….buying bundle clothes which is worn by others, wearing 2nd hand adidas shoes, having picnic in klcc park-in the dark-feeding mosquitoes-aka becoming PARI-PARI (cause they are semi-naked)… and the list goes on….
Only the minority ones are smart enough to abuse such rights given to them….and therefore they are the one that are using this right to make themselves rich! So please, I’m not being racism because I did a good deed by hiring one of them ok??
Meaning it lowers down the percentage of bumi being unemployed…
I guess I’ll be quite busy the next whole week cause I will start to give her some work to do, maybe after that I will have more time for myself to do my work. And more time to blog… : P
Yeah yeah, u guys must be flabbergasted right now.
Okay here are some reasons to why I made such a decision:
1.Their requirement for salary is much lower (meaning company can save on fixed cost)
2.They are willing to work a day to day job, from 9-5, doin the same thing, 288 days in a year.
3.Their population is a lot, which makes them very competitive and will settle for a lower pay.
4.They are not pretty good with figures, so basically they will not jeopardize myposition….LOL ( ok ok, tat was jus for fun!!)
5.They are humble people, hmmm…did I jus said a good thing about them..??...well not all of them are like that, but the one that I’m hiring is humble, but still too early to judge…… let’s jus see after 3 months.
I think I have nothing much more to say because all I have in my mind about them is NOTHING NICE!
Hey, at least I’m frank and seriously I have no problem hanging out with them, is the majority of them and their stupidity that gives problem,
For EXAAAMPLE ….: Hovering on the bike with 3 people, not having family planning (because they are so addicted to sex), squeezing 7-8 people in a Kancil with their windows wound down, swimming with their clothes on (t-shirt & track suits), not holding their kids when they cross the road….buying bundle clothes which is worn by others, wearing 2nd hand adidas shoes, having picnic in klcc park-in the dark-feeding mosquitoes-aka becoming PARI-PARI (cause they are semi-naked)… and the list goes on….
Only the minority ones are smart enough to abuse such rights given to them….and therefore they are the one that are using this right to make themselves rich! So please, I’m not being racism because I did a good deed by hiring one of them ok??
Meaning it lowers down the percentage of bumi being unemployed…
I guess I’ll be quite busy the next whole week cause I will start to give her some work to do, maybe after that I will have more time for myself to do my work. And more time to blog… : P
Monday, April 2, 2007
It’s Official !
I went back home last week to catch up with my family, I think it has been weeks that I’ve not returned home. When I went home my family was busy cleaning up the garden. A garden that was not bigger than 200 sq feet. Seriously!!!!
My mum and dad went to a nursery nearby and bought RM 300 of plants to beautified my so called garden . I think it was the last time, the person who came so close to my garden was my grandpa, who came down to clear the grass and help my mum plant the bougainvilleas and Christmas tree. That was century ago…say about 10 years ago…lol
It was already 6pm when I looked at my time, and it has started to drizzle outside, from the hall that I was sitting, I could see two shadows outside busy gardening and ignoring the rain. Unsure that they were both my parents, I took the initiative to get out to confirm that the two freaking person were my parents.
It was them of course. It was starting to drizzle heavily and I took an umbrella and courtesly invited both of them to go home.
ME: Excuse me kids, but I think playtime is over, it’s raining now….so please get your hands clean and ready for dinner.
MUM: we are going to clean this garden girl!! then later it will be very beautiful
DAD: we have been cleaning for a week already, it goin to be very nice
Oh my god, they are crazy , they cannot even maintain a clean car for a week and now they wanna clean up the garden, I mean, THE GARDEN!!! hello???
Me: u guys are just wasting time la, c’mon I’m can bet with you that all the carpet grass will just die
My mum and dad went to a nursery nearby and bought RM 300 of plants to beautified my so called garden . I think it was the last time, the person who came so close to my garden was my grandpa, who came down to clear the grass and help my mum plant the bougainvilleas and Christmas tree. That was century ago…say about 10 years ago…lol
It was already 6pm when I looked at my time, and it has started to drizzle outside, from the hall that I was sitting, I could see two shadows outside busy gardening and ignoring the rain. Unsure that they were both my parents, I took the initiative to get out to confirm that the two freaking person were my parents.
It was them of course. It was starting to drizzle heavily and I took an umbrella and courtesly invited both of them to go home.
ME: Excuse me kids, but I think playtime is over, it’s raining now….so please get your hands clean and ready for dinner.
MUM: we are going to clean this garden girl!! then later it will be very beautiful
DAD: we have been cleaning for a week already, it goin to be very nice
Oh my god, they are crazy , they cannot even maintain a clean car for a week and now they wanna clean up the garden, I mean, THE GARDEN!!! hello???
Me: u guys are just wasting time la, c’mon I’m can bet with you that all the carpet grass will just die
MUM: no, it wont, these are expensive grass
ME: ok, I’ll bet with you that it wont even last 3 months
MUM: ok, BET LA, I can tell by 3 months this garden will be very beautiful….if not I belanja makan
ME: ok, what if I win, THEN daddy have to belanja me makan and u have to sew me one months cloths FREE OF CHARGE
MUM : ok! no problem
DAD : onZ!!
oh my god, So, its official, this is goin to be a winning bet....i'm laughing my heart out....jus let me theoretically show you how this bet is goin to work… wahahahahahhaah
okay, i know the diagram is a bit blurr...the sides in light green on the left actually shows a row of short plant which is not taller than 2feet... and the cili padi plant at the corner...the shade in sea blue actually shows some plant...which i dun know.... and the oval shape shows the christmas tree..the rest is all suppose to be the carpet grass...So if any of these does not grow.. I mean DOES NOT GROW , either, grass, plants cili padi, or what so ever. I will win the bet. Muawahahahhha..
No wait. I SHALL WIN THE BET, it’s jus a matter of time……it already feels so good now..
will keep update in june, where the bets expire..now is the duration to maintain it...
No wait. I SHALL WIN THE BET, it’s jus a matter of time……it already feels so good now..
will keep update in june, where the bets expire..now is the duration to maintain it...
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