Mat tow tak....

Ever since I was angry with B for several days, he has not taken any initiative to make me happy….or perhaps I’m too stubborn to be happy in front of him….B is a person that I care about but I will blog about him another time k?

recently, he had given me a letter …consisting of three coupons cutely drawn and sign by him…. Which I find rather cute and charming..

I find myself staring at the coupons, giggling and trying to make full use of the coupons that B had gave me......
I’ve been given three coupons by B to use with no expiry date and no limit.
Well the coupons given and drawn by him is called “ mat tow tak”..meaning?...anything also can….
It can be use for anything …
For a holiday
For a Back rub
For a handbag
For a car
For being my driver
For a house…waaa seh…..not possible la….

I think the list can go on,

I wonder why he didn’t give me one instead ??
could it be possible to request for unlimited mat tow tak with the one coupons I have…..?

That would be total awesome ness!!

What do u think ? what should I do with the coupons?

Version 1.01

My auntie had came down from china during chinese new year 09, ever since she married the ducth guy...she had moved to Holland and then my uncle was transferred to China to an international school there.... who speaks chinese (not bad for a dutch guy, even better than me), i actually have not seen her for quite sometime, moreover...i did not realise how much she actually looks like my dad only until recently... ( u guys should come bac more often, it's really fun!! )

perhaps when i was very very young, i never thought that people can grow old, your aunty would always remain like that in your memory when they left you...(in this case, she had left Holland)..my brain jus cant generate how she would adapt wrinkles or eyebags unless she send me photos of herself.. don't you think so?

and secondly when you were very young, who would had thought that my aunty is suppose to be my father sister cause my mother would have a hard time explaining to me what is relative, and why we call her aunty and how come my aunty also have the same parents like my dad....but why she would be holding hands with another guy which is completely different from us, blah blah blah....i can be quite annoying for a kid. my question would never end.....

back to my story, since my dad is the eldest child, he was the first version that my grandma produced, my aunty just look like the girl version..and its really funny when my siblings talk about it..she is a version of V1.01 cause my dad is V1.00...(my dad gotta be the orginal rite?)...and thus my uncle was categorise under V.1.03 who seems to be fatter version....

compare to me, i may never look like any of my siblings, thats because i'm much prettier..or perhaps i'm jus anak kutip..maybe my real parents are rich tycoon....
ok ok la, i know what u will say...dun dream so much rite?

but being the eldest, version 1.00 is the authentic one..

You dun think so meh?

My biggest ang pau - Part 2

before you read this part 2,
read part 1 here

Anyway, before chinese new year (CNY), i did ask PETTY if we have any off day because our company is so particular.....about feng shui.... and usually chinaman company distribute bonuses before the reunion dinner as well and ang pau for first day work after cny....i had ask her such question so that i could inform the accounts dept. what to prepare such sum......

WEll, for a start....we did not have any off day.....

We start work on the 3rd day unless we obtained leave...

There is no dinner cause heck...she was going off to Japan for holiday, who needs the dinner when she's not even there feasting it [at least approved us to book a table under company also dun have]

bonus? no need to say lo...i didnt even complete a whole year as a staff, no bonus for me...so i thought maybe a pro-rate would do me good la since i also got contribute towards the project ma....

pro rate also dun have....[sigh]

nevermind la...if that don't have, surely there is a special ang pau for my hard work.....

so i waited...

on the 23rd january PETTY SAID SOMETHING WHICH GOES LIKE THIS " last time when i word, i never expect any ang pau from my boss wan, cause why should any staff be any special from the other, anyway, since i wont be seeing you..Gong xi Fa cai!" and leave she office at 3.15 p.m

OH...MY...GOSH!!...

U GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.....that's it? that's her ang pow...?

so after Chinese new year, and some chat with my friends and family , i've decided....

instead of PETTY giving me an ang pau, i should give her one ...

one that requires her to no longer give me any in the future also.....

JENG! JENG! JENG! JENG!

MY BIGGEST ANG POW TO HER ...i resign lo...


apa lagi? (what else) when she came bac, it was still chinese new year ..

PETTY was shocked la,, after explaining to her that i wanted to resign and some stories la that i made up plus all her schemes in conning me to do her project and not getting paid as per package mention...(why?u think i won't tell her ar??)...

i told her that i would not consider staying on.NOT OK?

it was hell to work in a kedekut company..

she handed me an ang pau..inside got RM 50...(i opened it later la of course)

she also mentioned to my colleague that she wanted to give dinner but no time to -re-schedule cause she wanted to give a surprise to everyone ..which i find is SUPER LAME!

AND she would implement thaipusam n federal teritorry as holiday since we not entitled..

pffttt!! People wann leave , PETTY can say any bull sH**T? am i not right??

anyways, i'll be serving my notice and i'll be off for holidays soon.

so dun find me ya in Solaris..but i don't mind if u wanna belanja me Tenji...

I surely will come

what i do on boring days!

so... the other day i was so so bored, i've decided to do the big-mac chant, the well known chant, i'm a bit too old for this because my sister gave me those look "+ _+ when i told her that i went to take the challenge;

please dun ask me why i did it because i know people who knows me knows that i will not do it but i did it...
okay, if that was confusing enough, i really did not know why i initially wanted to do it but i redeem 2 big-mac, both within 3 secs!!..

i'm not a fast food lover because fast food sucks!!! so my camera guys gets the hamburger! ( i actually have it recorded) : P

by the way, if you want to watch the video, you can gimme a call and i'll sent it to you personally because i feel shy on camera... ( very malu to put it up here also)